Your Doctor’s Worst Nightmare 

4 slices deli ham- ribbon cut 

4 slices hard salami- ribbon cut

4 slices capicola-ribbon cut 

1 slice Russian rye bread

1 egg

2 TBsp butter

Fry meats until crispy. Melt butter on high heat and crack egg. Cook until desired doness. Toast bread and add more butter 

Wholly cow! Salty, creamy, seedy goodness! No the Dr. Would not recommend this but who cares! Indulge once in a while then eat cardboard for 2 days!